i think my tv is drunk
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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