Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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