so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize