i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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