He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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