You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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