Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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