is your mom at the bar?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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