I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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