I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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