I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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