Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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