im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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