no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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