Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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