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You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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