Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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