in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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