I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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