white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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