I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Of course I have a pirate flag
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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