It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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