If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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