In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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