Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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