if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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