i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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