If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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go home
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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