dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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