But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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