so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize