When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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