Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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