:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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