I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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