If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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