I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Houston, we have a blender
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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