I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i came on her dog
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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