i jhust puked up my retainher.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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