fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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