let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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