So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
honey bunches of taint.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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