Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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