So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize