Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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