i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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