IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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