you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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