Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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