tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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